I love you almost as much as I love myself (not really, but you're still pretty hot).
Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field cause you just induced a flow somewhere in me.
Babe I heard you like roses, so here's a polar coordinate graph of r=1+cos(theta).
I'll shock the socks off you.
I'm a medic, I know your body better then you do!
I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots...
Sex with you is so good that we should celebrate it by having sex.
Girl are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it.
I wish your hair was made of mistletoe, so I'd always have an excuse to kiss you.
Hey baby, you know "One more time" doesn't really mean one more time.