I want to rosin your bow.
Girl, I'd fake blindness just to touch you inappropriately.
Baby, you're the invariant of the algorithm of my heart.
[What are you doing?] I'm taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
Perhaps you and your friend would like to play a trio with me?
I think there's something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
Of course, there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch.
You be Flourine and I'll be Francium and maybe later I can give you an electron.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? "No." Well then, please start.