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I just popped a Viagra. So, we've got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.
We can tell our kids that we met because I accidentally stole your yellow umbrella...
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
In the words of a 2002 Budweiser commercial, wassup?
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Pick up line: tinder, corny
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!
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Pick up line: cheesy, weird
I don't need a Sharingan to see how beautiful you are.
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Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr
That's a nice set of mallets you have.
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You're hotter than donut grease.
If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.
Are you a pirate? No, then where did you get all that booty?
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
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