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Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe.
How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
I want to shoot my neutron into you so we can make lots of little molecules.
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There is an equation on my feelings towards you right now. Why don't you google for it: (sqrt(cos(x))*cos(200x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(9-x^2), -sqrt(9-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is November 1, 2016, at 9:15 PM. Thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
I don't know how to kiss, could you teach me?
Will you be my derivative? I'll be the area under your curves.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.