Baby stop with diet coke, you've got plenty of ASSpertame.
Hypothetically speaking, if I were to fuck you, would you let me?
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?
You look like Carrie Underwood.
Can I see your tinsel?
I'd ride that sleigh!
I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.