Best pick up lines ever

I'd like to play on your laptop.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, nerdy
I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute, reverse
Can I can touch your belly button...from the inside?
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute
Let me integrate our curves so that I can increase our volume.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: clean, nerdy, math, science
I imagine kissing you would be like drinking ocean water. I can drink all I want but my thirst would only increase.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
Let us let only latex stand between our love.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty
The Moon owns the night like the Sun owns the day. And you own my heart every night and day.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
From the first time I saw you I knew I was going to have real and/or imaginary sex with you.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
If I'd follow you home, would you keep me?
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cute, clean
Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right!
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: math, cheesy
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