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You are deserving of masterful poetry, not mere words.
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Pick up line: clean, cute
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What do you say we get out of these kits and test our fitness levels?
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Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, football
I'm writing a book and could use your help. It's a phone book and it's missing your number.
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, cute
I feel comfortable being myself when I'm around you.
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Pick up line: clean
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
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Pick up line: funny
I'd have to plead insanity if I ever left you.
80.46 % 20 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean
Archimedes cried out "eureka" and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.
Are we going to talk to each other or are we going to continue with the long distance flirting?
80.46 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
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