My mother told me to never look at pretty girls because I will turn into a statue. In fact I feel myself getting hard right now.
You're so saxy.
I'll take it accelerando so you can crescendo to a forte.
I want to do unspeakable things to you. Or we can have a dinner.
I hope you're down for an adventure. I found an old canoe in my parents garage last weekend that we can use to sail around the world. It's got a couple holes in it but if we take turns bucketing the water out we should make it to the horn of Africa by the end of the month. What do you say?
You remind me of medusa. Because every time I look into your eyes I get rock hard.
Did I ever tell you that you are my hero? You're everything I wish I could be. (start singing) I can fly higher than an eagle! (talking)
Because (the person's name), you are the wind beneath my wings.
You must be in a wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Forever is not long enough to have you by my side.
Coffee? Tea? Me?