You're one of the few people I would trust to take good bio notes for me while I'm gone.
We should train together sometimes; it is good for our bone density. I don't just mean my skeleton.
Not even Darwin could explain our love evolution.
If you were a volleyball girl, I'd wear your shirt in the off season.
Do you know how I can get verified on Twitter? Asking for a friend...
Want to go get drunk and make some bad decisions?
I know hello in 6 different languages, which one do you want me to tell you tomorrow?
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Are you a angel? Cause I'm allergic to feathers * fake sneeze *
You baby gimme your number before I don't want it no more.