You make me wish I weren't gay!
Hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look around your chest?
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
You look like my third wife. (How many time have you been married?) Twice.
Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?
You have a good web-surfing stance.