They call me "the fireman" because I turn the hoes on.
Looks like you're the big ticket free agent, and I got a lotta money to spend.
I might be ugly but I'll treat you right!
I'm going outside to make out…care to join me?
Can I swim in your eyes on a hot summer day?
Let's play a game...Winner dates loser.
I've got a big one, you wanna see how hard it works?
Do you like me as much as I like you?
I hope there's a fire truck nearby, cause you're smokin'!
Are you from Wisconsin? Cause your pick up lines are very Cheesy!