Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
Can I have your autograph? (Why?) Well, you are Miss America, aren't you?
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I'm lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
I'd ask if you come here often, but I already stalk you on FourSquare.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Nice shoes, want to fuck?
Can I stick my flash drive in your USB port?
Let's not complicate things with words or feelings.
Could you please tell me, what time is it? I was so charmed by you, that I completely lost track of the time!