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The Moon owns the night like the Sun owns the day. And you own my heart every night and day.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
From the first time I saw you I knew I was going to have real and/or imaginary sex with you.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right!
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: math, cheesy
My love for you is like a fractal - it goes on forever.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
Baby, you must be a start codon because you are turning me on.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: clean, cheesy, cute, nerdy, biology
Reasons to Date a Hockey Player: 1. They Always Wear Protection 2. They Have Great Hands 3. They Are Used To Scoring 4. They Have Great Stamina 5. They Find The Opening And Get It In 6. They Never Miss The Target 7. They Know How To Use Their Wood 8. They Have Long Sticks 9. They Know When To Play Rough 10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, dirty
That outfit would look great...in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
{A}x(Mx→{E}y(Yy^Dyx)) M = me; Y= you; D = does tonight
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, math
You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, nerdy, dirty
Hey pretty, do you wanna date me ? Yes=Smile. No=Backflip.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: funny, cute
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