The Moon owns the night like the Sun owns the day. And you own my heart every night and day.
From the first time I saw you I knew I was going to have real and/or imaginary sex with you.
Reasons to Date a Hockey Player: 1. They Always Wear Protection 2. They Have Great Hands 3. They Are Used To Scoring 4. They Have Great Stamina 5. They Find The Opening And Get It In 6. They Never Miss The Target 7. They Know How To Use Their Wood 8. They Have Long Sticks 9. They Know When To Play Rough 10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls
You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive.