The Moon owns the night like the Sun owns the day. And you own my heart every night and day.
From the first time I saw you I knew I was going to have real and/or imaginary sex with you.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right!
My love for you is like a fractal - it goes on forever.
Baby, you must be a start codon because you are turning me on.
Reasons to Date a Hockey Player:
1. They Always Wear Protection
2. They Have Great Hands
3. They Are Used To Scoring
4. They Have Great Stamina
5. They Find The Opening And Get It In
6. They Never Miss The Target
7. They Know How To Use Their Wood
8. They Have Long Sticks
9. They Know When To Play Rough
10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls
That outfit would look great...in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
{A}x(Mx→{E}y(Yy^Dyx)) M = me; Y= you; D = does tonight
You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive.
Hey pretty, do you wanna date me ? Yes=Smile. No=Backflip.