Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Roses are red, Violets are wine. You will be six, & I will be nine...
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
Want to test the spring constant of my matress?
Ay girl, you must be immune to my white blood cells, because you are killing me.
I was wondering if you'd like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?
Well, I am telepathic and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Damm, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
Don't you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
I usually go for 8's but I guess I'll settle for a 10.