Were your parents engineers?...Because you have a nice design.
We can tell our kids that we met because I accidentally stole your yellow umbrella...
In the words of a 2002 Budweiser commercial, wassup?
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
That outfit is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I'd be cumming too.
Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr
You are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
That's a nice set of mallets you have.
Guy: It's my birthday! How about a birthdaykiss? Girl: Is it really your birthday? Guy: No, but how about a kiss anyway?