I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose. Then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, because the rose isn't as beautiful as you.
Is it hot in here because of man made climate shifts not seen since the extinction of the dinosaurs? Or is it just you?
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
I could flirt with you, but I'd rather allure you with my awkwardness.
I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots...
Hey, ever heard of princesses? (Yeah, what about them?) You have my number, let me know if you ever wanna be treated like one.
I could spend a millennium in your falcon.
I am beset by this dragon in my loins, and only you can quench its fire!
Hey Girl, Do you love water? That means you love 80% of me!