My perfect date: I pick you up in my Hyundai Sonata. You get in, there are candles lit in the car. You say, isn't that dangerous? I say, yes, but I like danger. We go to your favorite restaurant and have a fantastic meal. We come outside to see my car is on fire. You go, Trevor, aren't you pissed; your car is on fire! I pull out a bag of marshmallows and say nah I knew this was going to happen. Then I kiss you in front of my burning car.
We should play strip poker. You can strip and I'll poke you.
Is your dad an astronaut? Because someone must have put two stars in your eyes!
Whew! You're hotter than a data center with an old school cooling system.
Babe! You look so fine I could drink your bath water!
You know that I think about you only twice a day? Once when my eyes are open, and once when they are closed.
They call me "the fireman" because I turn the hoes on.
Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me couple blows!
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest.
What is the cross between the moon and the stars? You.