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I'm jealous of your dress. ("Why?") Because it's touching your body, and I'm not.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
I'll beat that ass like a drum and leave you swimming in cum.
Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
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Pick up line: baseball, dirty, cheesy
Life is better when we stick together.
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Pick up line: clean, dirty, hockey
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
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Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
You can treat me like an ad lib solo, and play with me any way you want.
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Pick up line: music, cheesy
Do you like to be the numerator or the denominator?
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Pick up line: engineering, cheesy, cute
That outfit would look great...in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Your body is like 80% water and I'm thirsty.
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, creepy, dirty
Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
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