Best pick up lines ever

I need a place to stay, because you're so hot you burnt my house down.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
(Guy closing hand with nothing inside and showing it to girl): It's my breath from when you took it away.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
You must have a preventative maintenance routine, because your face hasn't degraded one bit!
I made a bet with my friends that I can pick up you. Do you want to drink away their money?
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: clean
Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, corny
Come back to my place and you can call me The Master.
This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
Can I show you my spitball?
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, clean
Is your name Natsu? Because you get me fired up.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: anime, corny, clean
Hello Miss, will not come together to do magic? I will fuck you and then you disappear.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: dirty, offensive
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