Best pick up lines ever

You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, reverse
Get ready for some s-p mixing, cuz my 2p(z) orbital is headed for your 2s orbital!
I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cute, nerdy, math
Chem students do it on the table periodically.
80.60 % 28 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, funny
If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.
80.46 % 20 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cute, physics, science
You still use internet explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
80.46 % 20 votes
Pick up line: science, corny, dirty, nerdy
Are you the dub to my step? Cause' I wub wub wub you.
80.46 % 20 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, cute
How can you be from an ice planet when you're so Hoth?
80.46 % 20 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, funny
Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge.
80.46 % 20 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, nerdy, math
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