Best pick up lines ever

My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
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Pick up line: baseball, clean, corny, cute
I'm a great cook. What kind of food do you like?
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean
Nice Set of Floppies!
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Pick up line: science, cheesy, corny, nerdy
If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.
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Pick up line: science, dirty, corny, nerdy
I have my own multi-positional bed.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
I might be a little donkey...but I'm still a donkey.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: christmas, funny
Are you rea-di to do mi?
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, cute
Dogs or cats? There is only one right answer.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
Just call me baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
I'm currently taking applications for a little spoon position. 1-10, how would you rate your cuddling abilities?
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, cute, dirty
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