Will you still snapchat me when I am no longer young and beautiful?
My bond length might be short, but it can still give you some "electron density".
Did it hurt…when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
Baby I want to bang you as hard as I bang the keys of my piano when I play Beethoven's 5th symphony.
Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off.
You remind me of my pinky toe... Your small, cute and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight.
Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?
Would you like to date with me?
Are you sure you know where you're going?
I just popped a Viagra. So, we've got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.