You're the volt machines to my Voltes V. I am incomplete without you.
I'm damn good. Believe it!
I think Pythagorean Theorem won't work on you. You're so damn acute.
Is it warm out here, or are you in heat?
Let's you and me get together and read Evidence Explained some time.
I'm looking for a no-strings-attached cuddle buddy.
Hey, I have a question and need a woman's advice. (Sure, what's up?) Let's say I see a really cute girl, do I go up and talk to her or is that too direct? (You should totally go to talk to her). Hi, my name is...
To me amortentia smells just like you.
Let's go from emailing to texting.
I can't find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?