It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.
Your choice this time, I'm buying.
I just check my schedule and I'm pretty sure, I can get your pregnant by tonight.
I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
I love you with all of my heart and genitals.
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
With a great penis comes great responsibility.
Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
Come on, don't make me beg!
Hello. I am a professional baseball player.