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I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, nerdy
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Yo, ho ho! How 'bouts a bottle of rum?
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Hello. I am going to be a doctor.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy
Your hair is different. I like it.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
There must be a monkey here. Because I'm going bananas over you.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Hi! I like your skirt/top/shoes.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Tonight, I'll start by giving you a nice kiss on the lips,...and then move up to your belly button
78.80 % 10 votes

You must be my backyard. Because I really dig you.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: dog
I just popped a Viagra. So, we've got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.
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