Let's find a cozy little bed and breakfast where we can check our email.
I could flirt with you, but I'd rather allure you with my awkwardness.
There are over five billion people in the world. There is someone for everyone. Could it be that I might be the person for you?
Let's try having sex before we rush into dating.
Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you're up next (to date me).
You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
If I'm sine and you're cosine, wanna make like a tangent?
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.