I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Yo, ho ho! How 'bouts a bottle of rum?
Hello. I am going to be a doctor.
Your hair is different. I like it.
There must be a monkey here. Because I'm going bananas over you.
Hi! I like your skirt/top/shoes.
Tonight, I'll start by giving you a nice kiss on the lips,...and then move up to your belly button
You must be my backyard. Because I really dig you.
I just popped a Viagra. So, we've got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.