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Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
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Pick up line: clean, cute
Did you go swimming earier or did I get you wet?
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Pick up line: dirty
Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
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Pick up line: cheesy, funny, dirty, cute
I'm about to dive into the sea...that pu-sea.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, nerdy
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Would you like to play my organ?
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Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny, music
I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, dirty, funny
I'm like a US Open hard and long!!
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, cheesy
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