After this early morning spring training workout, you wanna come be my afternoon delight?
You must be the North Star, because the light around you guided me here.
Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you're up next (to date me).
You, me, handcuffs, and whipped cream: interested?
You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again.
If I'm sine and you're cosine, wanna make like a tangent?
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.