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You look familiar, didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
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Pick up line: cheesy, funny
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
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Pick up line: nerdy, clean, corny, cute
You remind me of medusa. Because every time I look into your eyes I get rock hard.
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Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty
Get in my room and on top of the bed. So we can read an exhilarating book togerher.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny, reverse
If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, nerdy
You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, creepy, funny
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
Being that cute is a crime. Don't worry, I'm going to be a lawyer. I'll get you off.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean, cute, cheesy
Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, clean
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean
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