You look familiar, didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
You remind me of medusa. Because every time I look into your eyes I get rock hard.
Get in my room and on top of the bed. So we can read an exhilarating book togerher.
If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long.
You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
Being that cute is a crime. Don't worry, I'm going to be a lawyer. I'll get you off.
Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.