I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there.
Baby, you overclock my processor.
You defragment my life.
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I'm brave enough to ask you out!
I'm in a Boyband called Wrong Direction.
I'm a raindrop and I'm falling for you.
Can I help you unzip your files?
You're so hot that if you ate bread you'd poop out toast!
Do you clean your pants with windex? Because I can practically see myself in them.
I have my own multi-positional bed.