Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
Come back to my place and i'll show you what a real sabermagician does.
Let's stop delaying the inevitable. You're hot, I'm hot. Let's just f*** now.
Hey, I have a question and need a woman's advice. (Sure, what's up?) Let's say I see a really cute girl, do I go up and talk to her or is that too direct? (You should totally go to talk to her). Hi, my name is...
Thanks for not lying on your online profile.
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
I'm looking for a no-strings-attached cuddle buddy.
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.