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Let's stop delaying the inevitable. You're hot, I'm hot. Let's just f*** now.
Is this place just steamed up or is it just you?
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Want to see my Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon?
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: anime, corny
Let's you and me get together and read Evidence Explained some time.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, clean, corny, cute
Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it's turgid.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: biology, cheesy
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny, funny
This winter was particularly hard on my having to imagine what your cleavage looks like.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
So am I gonna be your closer tonight, or are you putting me in middle relief?
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny
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