Best pick up lines ever

If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy
I'm a great cook. What kind of food do you like?
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean
Nice Set of Floppies!
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: science, cheesy, corny, nerdy
If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: science, dirty, corny, nerdy
I might be a little donkey...but I'm still a donkey.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: christmas, funny
I have my own multi-positional bed.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Are you rea-di to do mi?
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, cute
Just call me baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Would you prefer to fight 100 duck size horses or 1 horse size duck?
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cute, funny
Would you like to actively engage in mock procreation?
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
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