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My name's Mickey. Are you my Minnie?
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny, weird
I just popped a Viagra. So, we've got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.
I don't need a Sharingan to see how beautiful you are.
78.80 % 10 votes

That outfit is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I'd be cumming too.
I bet you won't give your number to the next person that walks in.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
What you're doing here, is giving me a DE-Rection.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Ride my face, like a rocking horse!
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
They call me "The Lead" because the A's bullpen wants to blow me.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, weird
Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted!?
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