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Is this place just steamed up or is it just you?
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Just say yes and I'll give you more than seven eurekas.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: anime, clean
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, clean, corny, cute
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny
I can be anything you want me to be... I've got enough Polyjuice for the whole night!
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny, funny
So am I gonna be your closer tonight, or are you putting me in middle relief?
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny
You can have the portkey to my heart.
Is there a rainbow today? Oh because I just found my treasure!
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy
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