I can go 8 courses. And I'm not talking about food.
I can be anything you want me to be... I've got enough Polyjuice for the whole night!
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
My love for you keeps increasing every second.
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
So am I gonna be your closer tonight, or are you putting me in middle relief?
I hope you don't mind an unsolicited critique of your dating profile.
Is there a rainbow today? Oh because I just found my treasure!