Girl is your name baseball, cause I just want to hit it.
I promise, I can always find a girls G-Force.
Can you be Zidane tonight? Because I want some head.
I just popped a Viagra. So, we've got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.
That outfit is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I'd be cumming too.
What you're doing here, is giving me a DE-Rection.
Ride my face, like a rocking horse!
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
They call me "The Lead" because the A's bullpen wants to blow me.
Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted!?