If we're going to have sex later, you probably should be there.
My bedroom is broken. Can I sleep in yours tonight?
I want you almost as much as I want world peace.
You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.
You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
Are you the sun? Because my world revolves around you.
Babe, you don't have any panties on. Ups,it's just my watch... it's five minutes fast.
My other stick curves to the right.
Looking for a fuck buddy? I volunteer as tribute.
Baby, everytime I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.