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How can i know a hundred digits of PI? But not the 7 digits of your phone number.
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Pick up line: cute, clean, nerdy, math, science
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
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Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, dirty, funny
Mind if I stare at you up close instead of across the room?
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean
I don't know who you are. I don't knw what you want. If you are looking for a hook up, I can tell you I do not want that. But what I do have are a very particular set of skils, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a delight for people like you. If you hate my icebreaker, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you do, I may ask you to coffee.
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Pick up line: tinder
The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.
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Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
I love you even if you don't love me back.
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Pick up line: clean
Did you know polar bears weigh about 900 lbs? So they actually only weigh enough to break the ice if it's 4.8 inches thick.
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean
Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?
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Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
Didn't You Wear That Yesterday?
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Pick up line: funny
You smell...We should go take a shower together.
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Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
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