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What you're doing here, is giving me a DE-Rection.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Ride my face, like a rocking horse!
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
Are you Greek? Cause you look like a Goddess to me.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean
Would you like to date with me?
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
They call me "The Lead" because the A's bullpen wants to blow me.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, weird
Let's discover our coefficient of friction.
78.80 % 10 votes

Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted!?
I want you to have my children (pause) GREAT! They are in the car outside...
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, weird
I bet you won't give your number to the next person that walks in.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
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