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Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
77.50 % 30 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, nerdy, doctor
I'm like a musician going to a party, I always make a big entrance and I never cum early.
I want you to know that I have clean bed sheets at home.
76.99 % 9 votes
Pick up line: inappropriate, dirty
Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
76.99 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
76.99 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, science
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
I hope you like dragons, because I'll be draging balls across your face tonight.
Are you a horse? (No.) Can I ride you anyway?
You're my cup of tea.
76.99 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
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