Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.
You are so attractive, i cannot help but form hydrogen bonds with you.
All day long, I hear people talking out loud. But when you talk to me, your sweet voice drowns out the crowd.
There is nothing accidental about your body, baby. No sharps, no flats, all curve...
Did you cast a DoT Fire Spell? Because you've been burning me up all day.
You're on my list of things to do tonight.
Are you Broca's Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom, and me on top?
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.