What you're doing here, is giving me a DE-Rection.
Ride my face, like a rocking horse!
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
Are you Greek? Cause you look like a Goddess to me.
Would you like to date with me?
They call me "The Lead" because the A's bullpen wants to blow me.
Let's discover our coefficient of friction.
Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted!?
I want you to have my children (pause) GREAT! They are in the car outside...
I bet you won't give your number to the next person that walks in.