What you're doing here, is giving me a DE-Rection.
Ride my face, like a rocking horse!
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
Are you Greek? Cause you look like a Goddess to me.
Would you like to date with me?
They call me "The Lead" because the A's bullpen wants to blow me.
Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted!?
I want you to have my children (pause) GREAT! They are in the car outside...
I bet you won't give your number to the next person that walks in.