Pick up line #555

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
76.80 % 29 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, nerdy, doctor

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