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I want you to know that I have many unsolved problems, for example when I count sheep at night and I end up telling them how much I love you.
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Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
Stare at girl . ("What're you staring at?")
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Pick up line: cheesy, funny
My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. We're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.
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Pick up line: clean, cute, nerdy, math, science
You must be a mirage because you're so beautiful and I'm having a heatstroke.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Your eyes are like two beauties, swimming in the sea of our love.
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Pick up line: clean, cute
I have a bad habit of saying whatever it is I'm thinking. You are just drop dead gorgeous tonight!
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Pick up line: clean, cute
Wanna hear a joke? The Blue Jays. Wanna hear something serious? My love for you.
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Pick up line: baseball, cute
Hey baby, let's see if you're that virtuostic in bed.
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Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Can I do your Systems Analysis?
When I think of you, I become fully vested.
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Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy
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