Best pick up lines ever

What you're doing here, is giving me a DE-Rection.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Ride my face, like a rocking horse!
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
They call me "The Lead" because the A's bullpen wants to blow me.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, weird
Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted!?
Wanna take a closer look at my mistletoe belt buckle?
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy
I want you to have my children (pause) GREAT! They are in the car outside...
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, weird
I bet you won't give your number to the next person that walks in.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
You can call me the A's because I'm destroying that Kitty right now.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny
You're my favourite cardio workout.
78.80 % 10 votes

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