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How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
I'm going to have to ask you to leave. You're making the other girls look bad.
I love you like a drunk girl loves yelling that she's sober at 3am while lying on the floor of a Taco Bell.
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Pick up line: corny, funny, reverse
Hey! Are you the railgun? Cause I can feel a spark.
I don't need to look at more data. What I'm feeling with you is already statistically significant.
76.89 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, nerdy, cute
You have such a nice smile! I haven't seen any... for at least two hours.
Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
76.89 % 23 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, science
Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?
76.89 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse, weird
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!
76.89 % 23 votes
Pick up line: biology, nerdy, cheesy
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