What you're doing here, is giving me a DE-Rection.
Ride my face, like a rocking horse!
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
They call me "The Lead" because the A's bullpen wants to blow me.
Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted!?
Wanna take a closer look at my mistletoe belt buckle?
I want you to have my children (pause) GREAT! They are in the car outside...
I bet you won't give your number to the next person that walks in.
You can call me the A's because I'm destroying that Kitty right now.
You're my favourite cardio workout.