I want you to know that I have many unsolved problems, for example when I count sheep at night and I end up telling them how much I love you.
My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. We're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.
I have a bad habit of saying whatever it is I'm thinking. You are just drop dead gorgeous tonight!