I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.
I won't give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.
Perhaps you and your friend would like to play a trio with me?
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
Hold out two fingers and say: Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers? (I don't know.) Cause they're mine sweetheart.
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I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
I'd have to plead insanity if I ever left you.
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
I'm like Rachmaninov. King of the Romantic.
Your body is 'ultra vires', it's beyond my power to control myself around you.