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I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
76.89 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, hockey
Hold out two fingers and say: Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers? (I don't know.) Cause they're mine sweetheart. ♡
76.89 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, dirty, funny, reverse
I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
76.89 % 23 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, dirty, funny
I'd have to plead insanity if I ever left you.
76.89 % 23 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
76.89 % 23 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean, corny
I'm like Rachmaninov. King of the Romantic.
76.89 % 23 votes
Pick up line: music, clean
Your body is 'ultra vires', it's beyond my power to control myself around you.
76.89 % 23 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, clean
Baby when I use my vibrato on your G-string you'll take your Falsetto an octave higher.
76.89 % 23 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty, nerdy
Nice set of parabolas!
I don't need to look at more data. What I'm feeling with you is already statistically significant.
76.89 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, nerdy, cute
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