The thought of being wonderfully in love with you, I just can't get it out of my head.
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
So am I gonna be your closer tonight, or are you putting me in middle relief?
Is there a rainbow today? Oh because I just found my treasure!
I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.
I hope you don't mind an unsolicited critique of your dating profile.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?