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Are you sure you know where you're going?
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted!?
I want you to have my children (pause) GREAT! They are in the car outside...
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, weird
I bet you won't give your number to the next person that walks in.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
You can call me the A's because I'm destroying that Kitty right now.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny
Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
Let's discover our coefficient of friction.
78.80 % 10 votes

I'd never have to bench you for coming late.
78.80 % 10 votes

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
78.59 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny
Can I explore your mean value?
78.59 % 18 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, math, dirty
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