You have such a nice smile! I haven't seen any... for at least two hours.
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This cello isn't the only big wood between my legs.
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
You're beautiful like a beautiful piece of pizza.
I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.
The only thing I'm committed to are my commitment issues.
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