Best pick up lines ever

I have a flute you can blow.
Lower your expectations and let's begin.
76.32 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, inappropriate
You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?
Are you a flower? Because this honeybee is gonna be sucking you dry tonight.
76.32 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny
Do you want to know what's always up and never gets tired? My dick.
If you were a pill I'd overdose.
76.32 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, weird
I'm no Joseph, maybe you can help me interpret the dreams I've been having about you?
76.32 % 16 votes
Pick up line: christian, cheesy, clean
You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
76.32 % 16 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
76.32 % 16 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, funny, cheesy
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