If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.
Why don't we go back to my place and find my Dragonballs?
Are you interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.
Your smile is like Expelliarmus. Simple but disarming.
You must be my horcrux, because you complete me.
Come on, let's do it Hippogriff style!
I challenge you to pleasure me in the bedroom as much as my air conditioner does.
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!
Could you make me a favor? Fall in love with me!