Can I flirt with you?
They call me "The Lead" because the A's bullpen wants to blow me.
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you're magically delicious!
Hey girl, wanna come back to mine? There are 10 PokeStops along the way.
Damn, wish I could catch that with a pokeball!
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.