You're on my list of things to do tonight.
Are you Broca's Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
You may be out of my sight but not out of my heart. You may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to you but you'll always be special to me.
I think of you every second I am awake and dream of you every minute I am asleep.
I bought you an everstone. Because I love you just the way you are.
Did it hurt…when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off.
Were your parents engineers?...Because you have a nice design.
Like a platoon player, I'm dying to get some action.