They call me "The Lead" because the A's bullpen wants to blow me.
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you're magically delicious!
That's a nice set of mallets you have.
Hey girl, wanna come back to mine? There are 10 PokeStops along the way.
Damn, wish I could catch that with a pokeball!
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.