Do you want to know what's always up and never gets tired? My dick.
If you were a pill I'd overdose.
I can take my eyes off you.
Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.
Your kiss is like a dementor's...It takes my soul away!
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people...can I practice on you?
Uhhhh, my lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
I could get you undressed in less than 12 parsecs.
I used to go to the Astronomy Tower to see stars, but now I can just look into your eyes!