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Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
77.50 % 30 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, nerdy, doctor
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
76.99 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
76.99 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
76.99 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
Are you a model?
76.99 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
So, I see you eat with utensils. Well, I've got one that I'm just dying to put in your drawers.
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you.... I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You".
76.99 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
Do I know you? Because I'm having a hard time recognizing you with your clothes on.
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