If you were a new sandwich at McDonald's, you'd be called the McGorgeous.
Can I borrow a mobile? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry.
Damn girl you smell good, what is that... McDonald's?
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
Did you fall down from heaven? Because it looks like you've experienced some sort of trauma to your face.
I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first?
Yo, ho ho! How 'bouts a bottle of rum?
You know what would look good on you? Me.