Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr
Since sex is a killer, would you like to die happy?
I need to pour milk on you so you'll be part of my complete breakfast.
What you're doing here, is giving me a DE-Rection.
I'll tell you your future... I'm your destiny.
I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you!
Ride my face, like a rocking horse!
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
We can tell our kids that we met because I accidentally stole your yellow umbrella...
Hey, you look like a decent girl who wouldn't sleep with a stranger. So my name is John.