I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
I'm like Rachmaninov. King of the Romantic.
Your body is 'ultra vires', it's beyond my power to control myself around you.
That outfit would look great...in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Hey! Are you the railgun? Cause I can feel a spark.
I'm no vampire but I'm fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
Even if you're A-minor, I'll still play with you.
Are you dressed up as Beyonce? Cause you look "Boo-ti-licious"
I wish you'd given me herpes so I'd have a reason not to miss you this much.