Best pick up lines ever

Erections like these don't grow on trees you know.
Girl pick up your saddle because you can ride my pony all night long.
76.32 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, weird
Want to play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell out of me!
I'm still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.
76.32 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, golf
Hi, I'm new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I've see so far.
76.32 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, inappropriate
Wanna see my super stroke?
76.32 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, dirty, golf
I love you, I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out.
76.32 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
Girl if you think I'm good at memorizing sheet music, just think about what I can do with your body.
76.32 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, music, dirty
Fuck me, I'm beautiful enough to be with you all night.
76.32 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, weird
Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.
76.32 % 16 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, creepy, funny
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