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Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good on my stem.
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Pick up line: nerdy, biology, science
I have a job for you, but it blows!
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Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse
Is your father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because whenever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute, dirty, reverse
Did you swallow a magnet? Because you're attractive.
I'm jealous of your dress. ("Why?") Because it's touching your body, and I'm not.
77.74 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
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Pick up line: baseball, dirty, cheesy
Life is better when we stick together.
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Pick up line: clean, dirty, hockey
Reasons to Date a Hockey Player: 1. They Always Wear Protection 2. They Have Great Hands 3. They Are Used To Scoring 4. They Have Great Stamina 5. They Find The Opening And Get It In 6. They Never Miss The Target 7. They Know How To Use Their Wood 8. They Have Long Sticks 9. They Know When To Play Rough 10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls
77.74 % 24 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, dirty
Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.
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Pick up line: lawyer, creepy, weird
Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
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