Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you're so Dope!
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.
I don't like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?
Wanna couple our equations tonight?
Let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you all night long!
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.