I'd settle for you.
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
So am I gonna be your closer tonight, or are you putting me in middle relief?
Is there a rainbow today? Oh because I just found my treasure!
Choosing her over you was like choosing Josh Hamilton over Torii Hunter. I regret it every moment of my life.
I will love you until I forget who you are.
Baby, you don't need defense against my dark arts.