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I'd settle for you.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: clean
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, clean, corny, cute
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, dirty, funny
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny, funny
So am I gonna be your closer tonight, or are you putting me in middle relief?
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny
Is there a rainbow today? Oh because I just found my treasure!
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
Choosing her over you was like choosing Josh Hamilton over Torii Hunter. I regret it every moment of my life.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, clean, corny
I will love you until I forget who you are.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny, reverse
Baby, you don't need defense against my dark arts.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, cheesy
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