Best pick up lines ever

My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, nerdy, math
If you were a pair of Nike sneakers, I'd be in and outta you all day.
I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny
If I have you, I have everything.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, clean
Yesterday they call me from heaven they've been missing their cutest angel. But don't worry... I won't tell them you are with me.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: reverse, cute
My friend said you won't go on a date with me. Would you like to prove she's lying?
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: clean, cheesy
The life with you is sweeter than the whole box of chocolates.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cute, clean
Do you have any change? I have to call my mother I've just met a man of my dreams.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: weird, cheesy
Are you an eligible receiver... of my phone number?
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry so that I wouldn't lose you.
78.80 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cute, reverse
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