Wanna be my girlfriend? I'll give you the D later.
What do you do for a living?
I think your hand looks heavy. Would you like me to hold it for you?
Are you a pirate? No, then where did you get all that booty?
Hey girl, if you were a Pokemon, CP would stand for Cuteness Points, you'll have over 1k.
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
Life without you is like a broken pencil, pointless.
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
You must be my backyard. Because I really dig you.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.