Best pick up lines ever

My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, clean, corny, cute
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny
You are my happy.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: clean
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny, funny
So am I gonna be your closer tonight, or are you putting me in middle relief?
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny
Is there a rainbow today? Oh because I just found my treasure!
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, funny
You can be my Henrietta and I will be your Guiseppe.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: anime, clean, corny
I know you're very busy but I hope you have time to fit me into your body.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, offensive
I'm a lion: Meow.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, funny
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