No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
Let's discover our coefficient of friction.
My love for you is like dividing by zero– it cannot be defined.
My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going...
My mattress is a little hard. Would you like to help me break it in?
Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going... I just need eye contact from you.
Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
Are you a weeping angel? Cause I can't take my eyes off you.
My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling.
My bologna has a first name.