It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
It's a new world order. Have your way with me.
Hi does your body consist of Oxygen and Neon?, because you are the ONe.
I'm in the process of writing a telephone book. May I have your number?
Hey, you were great on "Baywatch" last night!
Pointing at a spot on a girls face and say: You got a little beautiful on your face.
Hi, I'm Mack (or whatever your name may be).
My mohawk isn't the only thing that's big and stiff.
Wanna take a closer look at my mistletoe belt buckle?