Are you a trap card? Because I've fallen for you.
Are you Kanie Seiya? Because you're a ten.
Girl when I see you, mokuton activates in my pants for no reason.
Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?
You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.
I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
Did you say "Petrificus Totalus"? Because you've made me stiff.
Wanna go manage some mischief together? I solemnly swear I'm up to no good.
Call Ollivander, because I think my wand has found its master.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.