I'm falling in glove with you.
Hey baby, are you a lawyer because talking to you just violated the terms of my parole.
Hey baby, let's go on a frolic of our own. I promise I won't be negligent with your heart.
Just say the complicated parts in Latin. That's what we do.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. Just like Dee Gordon when he steals bases!
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?
I'm like a potato - you can do me any way you'd like.
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
You must be a mahou shoujo. You got me under your spell.