Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!
Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents... do you want to be my dime?
I've been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.
Hey you look friendly, so I just came over to say "Hi".
Have you ever taken a ride in a Ferrari?
Are you a basketball player? Because I have some balls you can dribble all night long!
I'd like to start a relationship with you, but it has no meaning as I am leaving tomorrow to build a hospital in Uganda.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!