I'm damn good. Believe it!
You can be my Henrietta and I will be your Guiseppe.
I know you're very busy but I hope you have time to fit me into your body.
Sometimes my friends call me Speed Racer, because adventure's always waiting just ahead.
I hope you don't mind an unsolicited critique of your dating profile.
Baby I'll show you ALL 6 paths!
My best toys run on batteries.
Just say yes and I'll give you more than seven eurekas.