Are you African? Because you're a fricken babe!
You're so hot you could make a deceased man's dick rise from the dead!
I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?
90% of my game is corny pick up lines and the other 10 is awkward stares.
You look a bit tired. Getting laid would do wonders for your complexion.
My wife doesn't understand me.
Nice freckles.
Can I even get a fake number?
Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.