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(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is November 1, 2016, at 9:15 PM. Thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
I don't know how to kiss, could you teach me?
Girl, I'm a botanist and all I want is to cloro-fill you.
Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later.
Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
May I use your phone? I want to call my mom and tell her I found the love of my life.
You're everything I thought I never wanted in a girl.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
I love you with all of my heart and genitals.
Are you believer? Because you are the answer to my prayer.