Come here, I'll show you a REAL Patronus.
Wanna go manage some mischief together? I solemnly swear I'm up to no good.
Call Ollivander, because I think my wand has found its master.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Hey Sasuke! How'd you like have your Throwing - knife in my Shuriken?
I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.
Wow, when I said "Accio hottie", I didn't expect it to work!
I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!
Are you a basilisk? Because when I caught sight of you, I froze.
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.