You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick? Wait until you see mine!
You're everything I thought I never wanted in a girl.
You're really not hot enough to get away with being this boring.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel, because baby you are dynamite!
From the moment I saw you, I've had a vertical shaft angle.
Do you believe in love at first swipe?
We're a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?
Sorry it took me so long to respond, I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast.
Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.