Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
I heard your grades are bad.....I'm sure this D won't hurt.
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
Damn, girl. You've got the nicest boobs I've seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.
My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot.
I'd lay down a sacrifice for you.
I think I'd be liable for negligence if I neglected to come over and talk to you.
Life without you is like dereferencing a NULL pointer.