Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
he grip on my stick is custom textured for your pleasure.
Might you want to see my Slazenger alongside my naturally cleaned balls?
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
Do I know you? Because I'm having a hard time recognizing you with your clothes on.
If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off?
We should get some coffee...Because I'm liking you a latte.
Are you a tangerine? Because I think you're a cutie.
You wanna head back to my place? I have this super awesome sink. You should see.
Wanna know my favorite beverage? Mount and Do. (Mountain Dew)