So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.
Did someone just say Wingardium Leviosa or are you happy to see me?
The Proclaimers would walk 500 miles to "come back home to you," but I'll do you one better. I'll sit through.
Oh my God, I did not just run into the most beautiful girl in the world.
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you MY WHOLE LIFE.
They call me the Arizona D'Backs because I always play ball games late into the night.
They say I'm like John Jaso because I'm all clear to be behind your plate all summer long.
Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt.
I may not be vampire, but I sure know how to suck.
I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.