Best pick up lines ever

Hello Miss, will not come together to do magic? I will fuck you and then you disappear.
71.85 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dirty, offensive
I might be ugly but I'll treat you right!
71.85 % 13 votes
Pick up line: weird, clean, cute
You're the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.
71.85 % 13 votes
Pick up line: haloween, cheesy, clean
I'm the doctor of love baby and you're over due for your meat injection!
71.85 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, dirty
Hi, I'm a lawyer.
71.85 % 13 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, funny
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
71.85 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy
Your cupcakes make my soufflés rise.
71.85 % 13 votes
Pick up line: food, dirty
You look like Carrie Underwood.
71.85 % 13 votes
Pick up line: golf, corny
I see you when you're sleeping & you don't wear any underwear...
71.85 % 13 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
After all this is over, I'm going to have 99 virgins, but you won't be one.
71.85 % 13 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, corny, dirty
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