After all this is over, I'm going to have 99 virgins, but you won't be one.
Girl, I know you're not a dementor, because you definitely don't suck.
Could I have your name and number for my Prayer List?
You're the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Your cupcakes make my soufflés rise.
You are as hot as my mother.
Dang baby, are you flatulence? Because despite my best efforts you slipped out while I was using the bathroom.
I'd suck your dads dick just to get to know the recipe.
You smell like a trash so can I take you out?