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Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off?
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Pick up line: weird, inappropriate
We should get some coffee...Because I'm liking you a latte.
76.99 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
76.99 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Might you want to see my Slazenger alongside my naturally cleaned balls?
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Pick up line: golf, cheesy, corny
Are you a tangerine? Because I think you're a cutie.
76.99 % 9 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
You wanna head back to my place? I have this super awesome sink. You should see.
76.99 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Wanna know my favorite beverage? Mount and Do. (Mountain Dew)
76.99 % 9 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
76.99 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, science
Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
76.99 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
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