Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off?
We should get some coffee...Because I'm liking you a latte.
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
Might you want to see my Slazenger alongside my naturally cleaned balls?
Are you a tangerine? Because I think you're a cutie.
You wanna head back to my place? I have this super awesome sink. You should see.
Wanna know my favorite beverage? Mount and Do. (Mountain Dew)
Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?