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You're like the top of an AMD Athlon...very hot.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? I was just curious since this is Derek Jeter's last season, if you had a chance to see him one last time before he retires? We could go if you'd like!
78.59 % 18 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, clean
What is a star doing so close to the Earth?
78.53 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, cheesy
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest.
78.15 % 31 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute, clean, music
I'm jealous of your dress. ("Why?") Because it's touching your body, and I'm not.
77.74 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
I have my own multi-positional bed.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, funny
Can I see your blueprints? I wanna lay some pipe in you and need to know that you're structurally sound enough to do so.
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, soccer
Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
77.51 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, dirty, cute
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