If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
Tubas. We're twelve times hornier than an ordinary french horn.
If I was the grinch, I wouldn't steal Christmas. I would steal you.
I don't need to use byakugan to see into your heart.
You're like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems! Just like Billy Beane when it comes to acquiring key baseball players who always get on base.
Can I buy you a health potion to get things in motion?
I'm on my way to your house and I feel like it's about time to confess I look nothing like the pictures I sent.
I've been reading Joshua, but how many times do I have to walk around you before you fall for me?
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
We would be honored if you would join me.