Best pick up lines ever

You're so hot you could make a deceased man's dick rise from the dead!
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
90% of my game is corny pick up lines and the other 10 is awkward stares.
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: corny, inappropriate
Nice freckles.
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents... do you want to be my dime?
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
I've been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on.
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
Roses are red, grass is greener, when I think of you I touch my weiner.
I miss you even when I'm not horny.
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