You're like the top of an AMD Athlon...very hot.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? I was just curious since this is Derek Jeter's last season, if you had a chance to see him one last time before he retires? We could go if you'd like!
What is a star doing so close to the Earth?
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest.
I'm jealous of your dress. ("Why?") Because it's touching your body, and I'm not.
I have my own multi-positional bed.
Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
Can I see your blueprints? I wanna lay some pipe in you and need to know that you're structurally sound enough to do so.
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?