Your words make you more kissable.
Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose, now take off your clothes.
I wish you were on the team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
You can't be my first, but you could be my next.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I'd die.
I like your shape, how'd you like to form a complex organic transition state?
Hi, I'm Zam. How would you like a Zamboni ride?
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things.
If I was my dick, will you suck it? (no) Oh you like dirty dicks then?