Lower your expectations and let's begin.
Ever wondered why people call me the shooter?
I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.
I won't give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.
Hey, did ya know I'm part of a soccer team? (Really?) Yeah, hopefully I score tonight.
You're a catch worthy of a gold glove.
Do you like tentacles? Because I just drugged your beverage while you weren't paying attention.
Choosing her over you was like choosing Josh Hamilton over Torii Hunter. I regret it every moment of my life.
I went on a mission trip, and all I did was end up mission you.
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.