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Are your legs tired? Because you're really fat.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Bring some friends, and we can play a foursome.
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Pick up line: dirty, funny, golf, cheesy
I'm good on the ice, but I'm GREAT in bed!
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Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, hockey
You know, less teeth means more tongue!
We would be honored if you would join me.
71.43 % 18 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, clean
How many fingers are too many?
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Pick up line: tinder, dirty, corny, creepy
You make me go from simple squamous to stratified columnar.
71.43 % 18 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy
Can I buy you a health potion to get things in motion?
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Pick up line: anime, cheesy, corny, funny
I'm on my way to your house and I feel like it's about time to confess I look nothing like the pictures I sent.
71.43 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
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