I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?
Hi, I'm Zam. How would you like a Zamboni ride?
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things.
If I was my dick, will you suck it? (no) Oh you like dirty dicks then?
I followed a leprechaun to my pot of gold and he brought me to you.
I went on a mission trip, and all I did was end up mission you.
What's the "win probability" of me taking you home tonight, baby?
You're like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems! Just like Billy Beane when it comes to acquiring key baseball players who always get on base.
You're like baseball: I'd love to play you in front of a crowd.
Are you the Kyo to my Ani?