They call me the Arizona D'Backs because I always play ball games late into the night.
They say I'm like John Jaso because I'm all clear to be behind your plate all summer long.
Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt.
I've already striked out 3 times today, let's not make it 4.
Do you have any Uzumaki in you? Would you like some?
I'm (your name). I'm here to rescue you.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Sit on my face and I will eat my way to your heart.
How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?
You be the Knicks and I'll bring the Heat!