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I might not be Mormon, but I'm MoreMan that you've ever seen.
69.05 % 6 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
I saw your picture and fell for you instantly.
69.05 % 6 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
Your parents will not like me. I will fall short of almost all of your expectations. I will ruin your credit score. But if you let me have sex with you I'll make you the happiest woman in the world for an entire night. Or 15 minutes. Actually probably more like 5.
69.05 % 6 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
What color is your shit?
69.05 % 6 votes
Pick up line: weird, inappropriate
I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.
68.63 % 29 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
Are you Messi? Cause I am dribbling all over you.
68.63 % 29 votes
Pick up line: football, soccer, cheesy
I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?
68.45 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty, nerdy
In your case, NHL stands for Non-stop Happenin' Lady.
68.45 % 16 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, corny, dirty
How many expensive seafood dinners would it take for you to be my personal bedroom acrobat for many years to come?
Which one of the Spice girls are you?
68.45 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
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