I might not be Mormon, but I'm MoreMan that you've ever seen.
I saw your picture and fell for you instantly.
Your parents will not like me. I will fall short of almost all of your expectations. I will ruin your credit score. But if you let me have sex with you I'll make you the happiest woman in the world for an entire night. Or 15 minutes. Actually probably more like 5.
What color is your shit?
I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.
Are you Messi? Cause I am dribbling all over you.
I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?
In your case, NHL stands for Non-stop Happenin' Lady.
How many expensive seafood dinners would it take for you to be my personal bedroom acrobat for many years to come?
Which one of the Spice girls are you?