Best pick up lines ever

Ever slept in a $5000 bed? Want to?
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, cheesy
Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents... do you want to be my dime?
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
I've been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on.
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
90% of my game is corny pick up lines and the other 10 is awkward stares.
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: corny, inappropriate
Roses are red, grass is greener, when I think of you I touch my weiner.
Hi, my name is [name], but you can call me lover.
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
I've got a condom with your name on it.
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
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