Ever slept in a $5000 bed? Want to?
Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents... do you want to be my dime?
I've been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.
I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on.
90% of my game is corny pick up lines and the other 10 is awkward stares.
Roses are red, grass is greener, when I think of you I touch my weiner.
Hi, my name is [name], but you can call me lover.
I've got a condom with your name on it.