Hey I really love your skirt!
I think I might become an astronomer, because I'm very fascinated with Uranus (your anus).
Hey, are those jeans? Cuz they're blue!!
I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.
Do you have a map, because I want to find my way into your pants.
You know how I got these guns? [Point to biceps] Lifting children out of poverty.
I'm straight. You're straight. Let's hook up.
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
Lower your expectations and let's begin.
I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.