Are those space pants? Because your ass is taking up a lot of room.
Hey since I lifted your spirits, how about you lift up your shirt.
You are young and fun-loving, that gives you 10 points. Then you are blonde, that gives you five points. At 20 points you get my phone number.
I didn't know that Miss America lived here!
You must be Gisele Bundchen's twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she's more beautiful than Gisele.
You're so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.
Do you run track? Cause I heard you Relay want this dick.
You're the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.
Do you play volleyball? Because you look like your good on ur knees!