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Hey I really love your skirt!
76.99 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
I think I might become an astronomer, because I'm very fascinated with Uranus (your anus).
76.99 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Hey, are those jeans? Cuz they're blue!!
76.99 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.
76.99 % 9 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
Do you have a map, because I want to find my way into your pants.
76.99 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
You know how I got these guns? [Point to biceps] Lifting children out of poverty.
I'm straight. You're straight. Let's hook up.
76.99 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
76.80 % 29 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, nerdy, doctor
Lower your expectations and let's begin.
76.32 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, inappropriate
I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.
76.32 % 16 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, cheesy, funny
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