I heard you like math, so what's the sum of U+Me?
Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.
Hi, I see that you are new to here, I want to be the 1st male to bother you.
You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
I miss you even when I'm not horny.
Are you a cellist? Cause I bet you like to do it in a chair with your legs spread wide open.
I'd like to start a relationship with you, but it has no meaning as I am leaving tomorrow to build a hospital in Uganda.
I just want something quick to fill a gap, let's hook up on a one-year deal and then look at our option years later.
You're so hot you could make a deceased man's dick rise from the dead!
The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.