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Like a platoon player, I'm dying to get some action.
69.96 % 12 votes
Pick up line: baseball
I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package.
69.96 % 12 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny
My split finger will have your knees buckling.
69.96 % 12 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny
Are you a tangerine? Because I think you're a cutie.
69.96 % 12 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
Don't you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It's just SO misleading.
69.86 % 26 votes
Pick up line: cute, nerdy, physics
I think i left a blowjob at your house. Do you mind if i come by and get it?
69.19 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, offensive
Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
69.19 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, offensive
Girl, you're testi-fine.
69.19 % 21 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy
I might not be Mormon, but I'm MoreMan that you've ever seen.
69.05 % 6 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
I saw your picture and fell for you instantly.
69.05 % 6 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
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