Your parents will not like me. I will fall short of almost all of your expectations. I will ruin your credit score. But if you let me have sex with you I'll make you the happiest woman in the world for an entire night. Or 15 minutes. Actually probably more like 5.
What color is your shit?
I'm like Arsenal: I'll stay on top but I'll finish second.
Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good on my stem.
I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.
If you were Anatomy, then I'd be Physiology because they always go together!
I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?
Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited without even using my hands.
Do you like cheesy lines or do you just want to do it?
In your case, NHL stands for Non-stop Happenin' Lady.