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Are you a cellist? Cause I bet you like to do it in a chair with your legs spread wide open.
I'd like to start a relationship with you, but it has no meaning as I am leaving tomorrow to build a hospital in Uganda.
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
I just want something quick to fill a gap, let's hook up on a one-year deal and then look at our option years later.
You're so hot you could make a deceased man's dick rise from the dead!
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
Ever slept in a $5000 bed? Want to?
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, cheesy
Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents... do you want to be my dime?
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
I've been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.
74.84 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
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