Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you're giving me wood.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
I usually go for 8's but I guess I'll settle for a 10.
Do you mind if the parrot watches?
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
Hypothetically speaking, if I were to fuck you, would you let me?
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
Hello, love, do you spit or swallow?
Girl, are you a modern day savings account because I keep investing money in you but I'm not getting much interest.