Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first?
You're more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Are you religious? Because your prayers have just been answered.
You are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
Are you a tangerine? Because I think you're a cutie.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.