Hey I see your wearing clothes, I'm wearing clothes, you know we have something in common we should get together and do something sometime.
Similar pick up lines
See also best pick up lines rated by other visitors.
You must play a horn, because yo make me so horny.
I want you more than Snape wanted to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts.
Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you're a big part of that.
Why don't you take a look at my briefs?
If someone invented a time machine that could only be used by cool people, I bet you'd be able to travel back in time, no problem.
What do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?
Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let's go to my room and put our pieces together.
Why it's not a good ideal to pick up dates online? Because you can receive a virus.
My life is so sad and lonley. (Why?) Because you are not in it.
Hey I know you. Yeah, you're the woman with the million dollar smile!