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Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
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Pick up line: cheesy
My house is definitely not a palace, but you are the princess of my heart.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
I'll marry you tomorrow, but let's honeymoon tonight.
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Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Thanks for not lying on your online profile.
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Pick up line: corny, funny
I've got a hummer and a vibrator. Which one do you want to test drive first?
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Pick up line: dirty, cheesy
Hey, that's a cute dress. Do you know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you are beautiful individual.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die".
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean, cute
What say we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?
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Pick up line: science, math
I miss you like an ischaemic heart misses its blood supply.
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Pick up line: doctor, clean, corny
My life is so sad and lonley. (Why?) Because you are not in it.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean
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