Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
My house is definitely not a palace, but you are the princess of my heart.
I'll marry you tomorrow, but let's honeymoon tonight.
Thanks for not lying on your online profile.
I've got a hummer and a vibrator. Which one do you want to test drive first?
Hey, that's a cute dress. Do you know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you are beautiful individual.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die".
What say we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?
I miss you like an ischaemic heart misses its blood supply.
My life is so sad and lonley. (Why?) Because you are not in it.