Best pick up lines ever

Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: Do you want a fuck...(wait for a second for her reaction)...ing drink?
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Pick up line: corny, funny
My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
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Pick up line: harry-potter, clean, corny
I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I've got more of something else.
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Pick up line: dirty
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
Where do you hide your halo?
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Pick up line: cheesy, funny
I will love you until I forget who you are.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny, reverse
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I'm brave enough to ask you out!
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Pick up line: nerdy, weird, corny
I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
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Pick up line: cute, dirty, cheesy
The only thing I'm committed to are my commitment issues.
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