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Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, cute
Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: "Smile if you want to have sex with me." Watch her smile!
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
If you wake up one day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
I love you too much, but I don't know how to love you less.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
Let's play a love game. I'll be Alejandro, you be Lady Gaga and I'll let you take a ride on my disco stick. Composers always score.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, corny
When you are not looking at me, it is like I don't exist.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Girl you have cuter dimples than a cardioid!
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: engineering, corny
Girl when I see that body of yours it creates a stress on my heart and a strain on my "beam".
Your eyes are the sky, your lips are my sea, and your body is the land where I want to live.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
My love for you is like y=2^x... exponentially growing.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cute, nerdy, math, reverse
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