You know why King Solomon had 700 wives? Because he never met a one of a kind beauty like you.
I'm currently taking applications for a little spoon position. 1-10, how would you rate your cuddling abilities?
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
They say swimming promotes good body posture and fluid movements, but have you ever noticed how the ducks walk?