Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I've been told I'm a star on top.
Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
I want to be your favourite hello, and hardest goodbye.
You must go to the gym a lot because you have a hot body.
You know what would be great? Talking to you.
Is the rest of you as pretty as your eyes?
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
You're so hot. I'd better smother you with my body before you burst into flame!
My life is a jigsaw puzzle and you're my missing piece.
Since we've been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.