If magic existed, it would be in your eyes.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
You know why King Solomon had 700 wives? Because he never met a one of a kind beauty like you.
Sex with you is so good that we should celebrate it by having sex.
You're so hot. I'd better smother you with my body before you burst into flame!
I'm currently taking applications for a little spoon position. 1-10, how would you rate your cuddling abilities?
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Dogs or cats? There is only one right answer.
When I'm seeing double, you're twice as hot.
They say swimming promotes good body posture and fluid movements, but have you ever noticed how the ducks walk?