Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
Need me to unzip your files?
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good!
Wanna feel safe tonight? Sleep with an EMT.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
Is that a mirror in your afternoon dress? Because I can see myself in it, much to the dismay of your noble family.
I want to spend the rest of my life entertaining you.
If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I would spend every second today thinking about you.
You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.