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Are you french-horny for my trom-boner?
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, corny
How many positions can you get into?
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, dirty, nerdy
Even though I saw you just for a second, it made my day.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
Hey, do you exercise? Can I be your thighmaster?
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
You must play a horn, because yo make me so horny.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, corny, dirty
Dammn baby are you my new boss? Cause you just gave me a raise.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny
You know, less teeth means more tongue!
Hey, how 'bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy
Girl are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
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